Steven Universe* and the Holy Grail by TFSyndicate, literature
Literature
Steven Universe* and the Holy Grail
The Tale of the Pink Diamond One day, after a bitter falling out, the four diamonds went their separate ways to be alone for a while. The Pink Diamond went north, accompanied by her singing Spinel. Bravely bold Pink Diamond Came fourth from Gem Homeworld She was not afraid to poof, Oh brave Pink Diamond… “That’s enough for now, Spinel,” said the Pink Diamond, “There’s danger ahead, I can feel it.” She was right. “HALT!” called an echoy voice. Yes! It was the ‘dreaded’, two-headed Rutile, the most off-color-iest gem in the area! “Who are you?” said the two heads. “She is brave Pink Diamond, brave Pink Diamond who…” Spinel sang inappropriately. “SHUT UP!” said the Pink Diamond severely. She turned to the fierce, deformed Rutile, “Nobody special.” “WHAT DO YOU WANT?” “Er…Nothing, really. Just passing through.” “I’M AFRAID NOT,” the heads insisted. “Well…uh…actually, I am of the Diamond Authority™.” “You’re of the Diamond Authority™?” said one Rutile head. “I